me: reads fanfic.
otp: "i love you."
me: mutant noise
me: strokes screen
me: drops laptop
me: rolls off of bed
me: rolls into space
Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: ten points to harry Potter
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
theonlyoneilune: It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t And the pictures move
bookworm-of-space: that moment when you hear someone talking about your fandom from across the room and you kinda
Deleting one 'ha' from your 'Hahahahaha' cause you...
When my mom says:
totally-relatable: “Wash the dishes!” “Do the laundry!” “Clean your room!” … “Dinner’s ready!”
artyintheuk: narcissism-and-marshmallows: Yes, they’re online Yes, they’d most likely be willing to talk to you Yes, you’re still too intimidated to initiate conversation “hi”
suzzannnn: when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
Stephano said "Ellos."
higemmi: MY REACTION:
Lady on the news: We were looking down the biggest barrel..
Me: *whispers* Barrels...
When a cute person that you don't even know smiles...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
every medicine on the market is like pros: you’ll stop coughing cons: you might die
gaysubtexts: when you type “t” into the address bar and press enter and the browser google searches “t” instead of going to tumblr
5eva-a-potato: im-da-funniest: 5eva-a-potato: badgerbutts: foreveralone-lyguy: I accidentally googled haircats instead of haircuts. how some people have to cheat to make good text posts