September 2012
me: reads fanfic.
otp: "i love you."
me: mutant noise
me: strokes screen
me: flails
me: drops laptop
me: rolls off of bed
me: rolls into space
Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: ten points to harry Potter
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
theonlyoneilune:
It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities
People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t
And the pictures move
bookworm-of-space:
that moment when you hear someone talking about your fandom from across the room and you kinda
Deleting one 'ha' from your 'Hahahahaha' cause you...
When my mom says:
totally-relatable:
“Wash the dishes!”
“Do the laundry!”
“Clean your room!”
…
“Dinner’s ready!”
artyintheuk:
narcissism-and-marshmallows:
Yes, they’re online
Yes, they’d most likely be willing to talk to you
Yes, you’re still too intimidated to initiate conversation
“hi”
August 2012
suzzannnn:
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
Stephano said "Ellos."
higemmi:
MY REACTION:
Lady on the news: We were looking down the biggest barrel..
Me: BARRELS!
Family:
Me:
Family:
Me: *whispers* Barrels...
When a cute person that you don't even know smiles...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
gaysubtexts:
when you type “t” into the address bar and press enter and the browser google searches “t” instead of going to tumblr
5eva-a-potato:
im-da-funniest:
5eva-a-potato:
badgerbutts:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I accidentally googled haircats instead of haircuts.
how
some people have to cheat to make good text posts
