August 2012
doctor-isles:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
July 2012
shiningstardust:
When you take your plate out of the microwave, and the food is still ice cold but the plate is like 8000 degrees
why didn’t you reblog that from me
memewhore:
the difference between DC & Marvel
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
Pterodactyl: *closes wrong tab*
Pterodactyl: *human girl squeal*
Jake from State Farm sexting: I take off my Khakis
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
That moment when a random ad starts talking. →
most-awkward-moments:
