My favorite hobby is avoiding people from school...
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
elysaxoxo: trammy-phan: linatran: shortasiangirl: myhien-thi: meli-ssaa: a-vee: lbwu: In case of a rape situation, I’m going to sing this song. You can’t be too careful you know. This should do the trick. HAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOL dying omg OHMYGOD. HAHAHAHA. LOL oh my god…. PERFECTION FABULOUS
crystalcastles-iii asked: kkmeko why u no upload on youtube anymore! it's reznor btw :)
kkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
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When I wake up on my birthday:
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5 hours sleep on weekends: 5 hours sleep on weekdays:
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
When you're walking in the hall and you see your... →
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