When your bestfriend finds out you have gum
and they’re all like:
and you’re all like:
” Fineeee”
Then next thing you know you’re like:
October 2011
My mom picks the most random times to bother me
I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business
& she’ll come in my room like
When you draw something and people ask you, 'Did you draw that?'
‘No, it just appeared on my paper.’
When I look through my friends list on facebook
I’m just like:
When random people try to sell you crap
That strange moment when you're watching a video in class
So i’m like o yeah, it’s time to sleep
And the teacher hands out a question sheet, knowing you’re not going to sleep.
And I’m like, Why you messin with my sleep?
Then the video goes fast as hell, and I miss like 5 answers in that one minuet
And everyone around me keeps asking, what were the answers
And I’m like, shut the hell up.
And I miss another answer because I can’t hear the video.
At the end, I only have like 2 answers, and I’m like
"You need a boyfriend."
“Oh okay. Let me just go ask the room full of boys waiting to date me.”
“I honestly don’t know which one to date first…”
