galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
lokis-taking-gallifrey: friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant they’re actually trying to do that in some places
shoujo manga character: what is this... feeling in my chest?
me: not this shit again
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Sorcerer's Stone: We're probably gonna need to close Hogwarts
Chamber of Secrets: We should really consider closing Hogwarts
Prisoner of Azkaban: Sooo are we closing Hogwarts
Goblet of Fire: Someone died we should really close Hogwarts now
Order of the Phoenix: Nope? Not closing Hogwarts?
Half-Blood Prince: Really guys it's time to close Hogwarts
Deathly Hallows: Hogwarts is kinda blown up guys, do we close it now? No? Great.
japert: Friends with mean and overprotective parents when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out