So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

(via locustpoof)

givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

(via akina-sumi)

  • me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)

datsobieguy:

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

These were legitimate mysteries…now solved.

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  • Assassin's Creed Unity: *no playable female Assassins*
  • Male gamers: This is just fine, so shut up! What's important isn't the character's gender, it's the story they are in! Who cares about the characters' genders? Stop trying to ruin other people's fun!
  • Hyrule Warriors: *10 playable characters, 8 of them are women*
  • Male gamers: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! There are too many girls in this game! What about us, the male fans? Why the female fans have more options? Women aren't interesting, if you don't include more men in the game then the story will become boring!

nikaalexandra:

working eight hours in a windowless building where all the clocks are wrong really fucks you up 

(via akina-sumi)

bewbin:

pandicksatthedisco:

bewbin:

You know how big tubs of ice cream and big tubs of butter look the same?

did u eat butter

With some chocolate syrup and sprinkles

(via akina-sumi)

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(via snicker-doodle474)

lettherebedoodles:

(( Just got back from a friend’s Quinceañera. So pretty!!! <3 ))

lettherebedoodles:

(( Just got back from a friend’s Quinceañera. So pretty!!! <3 ))

(via snicker-doodle474)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via yueki)

Gotta catch ‘em all!

(via pokemongifs)

simsgonewrong:

Um..I don’t think you’re doing it right..

simsgonewrong:

Um..I don’t think you’re doing it right..

buzzfeed:

Kitty Forman: best mom or best mom?

(via ruinedchildhood)