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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
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- shoujo manga character: what is this... feeling in my chest?
- me: not this shit again
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
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He was just trying to spell Malfoy
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
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I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
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